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Joke of the Day

"I met a girl with 12 nipples today... Sounds funny dozen tit."

"I was in Brazil last night, and 3 women approached me and wanted to have sex. It was like winning the lottery. 6 matching balls."

"What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead gorilla? There aren't any dead babies at the Cincinnati Zoo."

"What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? A Buffa-Loan!"

"Why did the stoner take his wife to court? He wanted to get joint custody."

"Oscar Pistorius has sacked his legal team. He has now hired Celtic as he heard they lost both legs and still managed to win."

"Me: Whatcha doing on the PC? Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT?!? D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that."

"What do you call a musician who breaks up with his girlfriend? Homeless"

"Donald Trump's White House [Not too sure how to link this](http://www.zerohedge.com/sites/default/files/images/user3303/imageroot/2015/07-overflow/20150731_trump.jpg)"

"What do a country singer and combination of and SNL character and Jewish Comedian have in common)? Both would be called Garth Brooks."