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Joke of the Day

"*tips fedora at a mosquito* m'laria"

"Lawyer: ""Now that you have been acquitted will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?"" Client: ""After hearing your amazing argument in court this morning I'm beginning to think I didn't."""

"Why did the chicken cross the road? The first side smelled bad."

"Father: You've got 4 D's and a C on your report. Son: ""Maybe I concentrated too much on the one subject !"""

"What was the geologists' favorite Musical genere? rock"

"Anyone seen ""Captain Phillips""? If not, I have a pirated copy you can borrow."

"*Pulls gun* Alright give me the money, and don't try anything stupid."" *Tries to put a fork in a light socket* ""Hey! What did I just say""!?"

"Britney Spears' career That's the joke."

"I tried some Dirty Dancing in a neighbour's herb garden. I had the thyme of my life."

"I hate recursion, irony, and the Oxford Comma."