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Joke of the Day
"I hate recursion, irony, and the Oxford Comma."
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"Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse."
"What does Salvador Dali eat for breakfast? Milk and Surreal."
"What do you call a bad Cubs game? Unbearable"
"Finish this Joke: ""so this drunk chief walks into a village...."""
"How is American beer like having sex in a canoe? It's fucking close to water."
"I like my wine like I like my women. 10 years old and locked in a wooden crate in my basement."
"A blonde walks into a bar... Ouch."
"Sometimes girls look at me and say, ""Mmm not bad."" They don't say it out loud but I can tell they're thinking that."
"""What time is it?"" *pulls out phone, checks Twitter, puts phone away* *Still has no idea what time it is*"