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Joke of the Day

"Father: You've got 4 D's and a C on your report. Son: ""Maybe I concentrated too much on the one subject !"""

"This is my ""go to"" dirty joke ...always What did one tampon say to the other..... nothing, they are both stuck up cunts. ba dum tiss"

"some penguins also can't fly because of their previous statements on Hamas and Afghanistan"

"What's the difference between hanging with friends and jacking it on the toilet? One means you're taking a load off and shooting the shit, the other is taking a shit and shooting a load off."

"How do you find an inconvenient proof? With an Al-Gore-rithm"

"How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends? ""Meet Patty"""

"Came up with this one when I was 10: what do you get when you cross an elephant and a snail? I don't know either, but it sure won't be good for your vegetable garden."

"Why couldn't the melons secretly get married? Because they were cant elopes"

"Studies show that a lot of women turn into good drivers So If you're a good driver, look out for women turning"

"Free air! (Help yourself.)"