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Joke of the Day

"Father: You've got 4 D's and a C on your report. Son: ""Maybe I concentrated too much on the one subject !"""

"Two Bedouins were in the middle of a desert. When one gets something blown into his eye. His companion takes a look at his eye for him and says ""Hold still Abdul it might be sand."""

"What do you use to check your cell from across the room? A telephono lens."

"Mark Ruffalo Went into a Job Interview The interviewer asked ""What's your strong suit?"" ""Oh, you know, the Hulk costume."""

"A friend was complaining about how hard it is to cook eggs sunny side up... I told him to put a lid on it."

"Yo mamas so fat When she wants to take a bath... She fills up the tub and THEN turns on the water"

"Why do they call it PMS? Because mad cow disease was taken"

"I was confronted by an angry man today. I told him I come in peace Apparently that's something you shouldn't say to Peace's boyfriend"

"Where does Ben Carson spend most of his time on Reddit? /r/explainlikeimfive"

"Food is like dark humor. Not everybody gets it."