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Joke of the Day
"I had to defrost the fridge last night before bed. Or foreplay, as she calls it."
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"What's the difference between Donald Trump and a Twinkie? Twinkies can cause a national upset."
"Toast is just bread that likes to party."
"50 Shades of Grey banned by Indonesia. ""We cannot condone this depravity,"" said Muhammad Adul, accompanied by his 9-year-old wife."
"My homework brings all the Asians to the yard, And they're like ""It wasn't that hard."""
"I put a roofie in my wife's drink last night. It was AWESOME. I played PS4 for five hours straight without anyone asking me to do anything."
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"If I could be any arithmetic operation, I'd be subtraction. I just want to make a difference."
"Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven? because it really looks like it did."
"Apparently my hub is a 92 yr old trapped in a younger body. He just referred to you guys as my Pinstagram friends."