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Joke of the Day
"I studied abroad the first semester of my junior year Then she closed her blinds"
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"What three streets in Chicago rhyme with vagina? Paulina, Melvina and Lunt."
"Excuse me while I go powder the inside of my nose."
"I like my coffee how I like my tea Like my coffee"
"I was walking past a chemist when... I got hit with a bottle of omega-3. Its ok I only suffered super-fish-oil injuries."
"If you make fun of your significant other's love of Hunger Games are you.... Mockin'Bae"
"A photon checks into a hotel.. The bellhop says: ""Can I get your bags?"" The photon says: ""that's ok, I'm traveling light"" - I heard Neil DeGrasse Tyson tell this joke with pure giddiness"
"A guy ties up his dog and walks into a barber shop He says aloud "" Bob Peters"" The barber says ""No we only do haircuts here"""
"with all of Canada's recent Olympic successes ... I was just thinking that we must ... have been on our 'eh' game. YEEEAAAHHH!!!"
"I found some good cookie recipes with weed the other day. Then I was like, ""That's a weird place to keep cookie recipes""."