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Joke of the Day

"My favorote rascist joke Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson had the same nickname growing up, can you guess what it is? Nigger"

"Kanye West wants to be president... But no one man should have all that power."

"The key ingredients for a successful diet : Duct tape Rope Rat poison Shovel Bag of lime Alibi What?...wait. Wrong list."

"So the other day my friend asked me if living in Switzerland had any benefits... I responded: ""Well, the flag's a big plus.""^I'll^see^myself^out."

"So I told my friend a joke about embroidery the other day... and the punchline had him in stitches!"

"When asked about whether or not Arnold Schwarzenegger upgraded to Windows 10... ...He replied ""I still love Vista, baby"""

"Why Doe's Ellen Pao suck? Because of my big tits."

"Why do black people only have nightmares? Because we killed the only one who had a dream."

"What is a orphans biggest dilemma when it comes to cooking? Making a homemade meal."

"My wife told be that I don't understand the concept of irony. Which was ironic because we were in the car at the time."