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Joke of the Day

"*changes voicemail recording to ""your call cannot be completed as dialed. Please check the number and dial again"

"Which cheese is made backwards? Edam."

"The overspray from my windshield washer fluid just totaled a smart car."

"Why should you never date a French Horn player? Because every time you kiss, they'll try to shove their fist up your ass."

"Michael J Fox called me earlier but of course he had dialed the wrong number."

"Why did the Limestone feel unappreciated? Because he thought people were taking him for granite."

"What was the fisherman's favorite art style reelism"

"What does Hitler drink each morning? Some Jews"

"What's the M0D's name before they're triggered; turning into a furious, putrid, lump of blubber? Bruce Banner"

"How many zen buddists does it take to screw in a light bulb? One and not one."