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Joke of the Day
"I wish I could explain to my cat that when I sneeze it doesn't mean the world is ending."
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"The US has so many disasters You would almost think it was built on top of thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds."
"""I love accounting!"" -Italian guy who loves to count."
"What kind of party do prisoners in jail like most of all. A going-away party."
"What do you call a cavator that isnt a cavator anymore? an EXcavator"
"[OC] What is the pope's favorite mode of transportation? A mitre-cycle!"
"My friends dog just died, he told me he wanted another one just like him... ...why whould you want another dead dog?"
"Dis earing letters? There's an 'app' for that."
"Why did they fire the contract lawyer with lazy eye? He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)"
"A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a bar... ...and the bartender says, ""What is this, a joke?"""