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Joke of the Day

"What kind of party do prisoners in jail like most of all. A going-away party."

"Where can you find a paraplegic man? Right where you left him."

"How to be a douche bag game-show host. Host: Another word for ""overtake""? Contestant: Pass. Host: Wrong. The correct answer would be ""pass""."

"I like my women like I like my coffee. Imported fair trade from Africa."

"Did you hear about the dyslexic atheistic insomniac? He lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog."

"The name is Berry Dickenson (shitty oc)... ...As in I wish to bury my dick in your son."

"How does Stevie Wonder check Facebook? With his EyePhone"

"I took a poetry class at an all-girls school It was called Girls Gone Wilde."

"Sam sung a song, and PUFF! An apple materialized!"

"Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center? Too many walkers."