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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cavator that isnt a cavator anymore? an EXcavator"
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"What do you call a religious owl? A bird of pray."
"Q: Why is a violinist like a Scud missile? A: Both are offensive and inaccurate."
"Life is alot like a Penis Life is a lot like a Penis simple,soft,straight,relaxed and hanging freely... then a women makes it hard"
"What do you call a sick eagle that just flew in from out of the country? an ill-eagle immigrant"
"*Financial Status* Just rinsed off a paper plate..."
"What's the difference between autumn and fall? The twin towers didn't autumn"
"Classical pun Why have they not found Mozart's body yet? Because he is Haydn."
"I like my mashed potatoes like I like my babies smothered - thought of this while making dinner and discussing having children with my fiance... I don't think I'm ready for kids"
"Why was the lizard nervous in bed? He had reptile dysfuncton"