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Joke of the Day

"A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a bar... ...and the bartender says, ""What is this, a joke?"""

"What sound does a cow make? Sssssssss...."

"I love hillary Clinton so much. It makes me weak at the knees."

"The first rule of Chinese Whisper Club: Don't talk about Tiny Whiskers Grub."

"Whats the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day. Anal sex makes your hole weak."

"Banc pentru stefan I: De ce nu a reusit pisica sa prinda mouse-ul? R: Era ""GENIUS"""

"What's a butcher's favorite city? Cleaveland"

"Did you hear about the guy who fell into an upholstery machine? Now he's fully recovered."

"Shout out to the ampersand for always being willing to stand in the gap & help make our tweets complete by giving back those extra two lette"

"There's no ""creative"" way to arrange 29 sponsor logos. Let it go, walkathon t-shirt designer."