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Joke of the Day
"Which American state is not great, but not bad either? OK."
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"People who say I'm hard to shop for obviously didn't see how excited I just got finding an almond on the couch."
"So many Jesus accounts...and not one is verified"
"What do you call an angry archer? A Cross Bowman"
"My wife and I got into an argument she said 'you should treat me like I'm the last woman on earth' I said- what, lock you down in the basement and let men cum on your face for a million dollars?"
"Your only chance of getting laid... is to crawl up a chicken's ass and wait."
"How did harry potter get down the hill?? Walking .. JK Rownling"
"Guy: ""Do you have a lighter?"" Me: ""Yep"" Guy: ""You smoke?"" Me: ""No, you just never know when you're gonna need to light someone on fire."""
"What's the worst place to run in to your ex girlfriend? Auschwitz"
"I always get chloroform confused with chlorophyll. This guy I kidnapped is awake and angry but his leaves have never been more lush."