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" What do you think about sex before marriage? Well, as long as it doesn't delay the ceremony..."
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"So I drew a perfect circle today. You could say I finally got around to it."
"Q. What do Fred Flintstone and Osama Bin Laden have in common? A. They both look out their caves and see rubble."
"What kind of parents are see-through? Transparence!"
"I'm agnostic. What happens to me when I die? Idk. (I decay)"
"""Describe yourself in 4 words."" Bad at counting."
"Say Gabe Horn"
"For your anniversary, if your wife asks for something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in 3 seconds...don't get her a bathroom scale. Nope."
"[Gameshow] Host: ""You are one question away from our grand prize. How do you feel?"" Me: ""With my hands."" Host: ""Correct!"" *crowd goes nuts*"
"A guy died from arteries clogging. The doctors' efforts were in vein."