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Joke of the Day

"I was speaking to a computer technician. ""How do you make a motherboard?"" I asked him. He said, ""Tell her about my job."""

"Hey terrorists, wanna cripple America? Hack Twitter and cause all DM's to go public. I'm just kidding, don't do that shit. We'd kill you."

"An angry cell walks into a bar... Smoking a cigarette the cell orders a drink. When the barman turns around the cells were three. ""Tumor!"""

"A guy's dick is so small... that he has to pay his girlfriend for babysitting every time they have sex. feel free to make this joke better..."

"Does a roller coaster like its work? It has its ups and downs."

"Salesman: This jug is genuine Indian pottery. Customer: But it says ""Made in Cleveland."" Salesman: Haven't you ever heard of the Cleveland Indians?"

"[interrogation] COP: So you play the tuba do ya? ""No, the violin"" COP: Treble maker eh?"

"I had dinner with Garry Kasparov last night... I had dinner with Garry Kasparov last night and there was a checkered tablecloth. It took him two hours to pass me the salt."

"The funniest joke of all time tbh My life... God seems to be laughing..."

"What's pink, wrinkly, hairy, smells of pee, and hangs out you boxers? Either your mum, your wife or you."