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Joke of the Day
"The funniest joke of all time tbh My life... God seems to be laughing..."
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"What does heroin make you feel like? More heroin."
"What do you call a midget physic that has escaped from prison?? A small medium at large"
"Pasta Diet 1.. You walk pasta bakery. 2.. You walk pasta candy store. 3.. You walk pasta Ice Cream shop. 4.. You walk pasta fridge."
"So are we all just going to pretend that we didn't spend 2001 yelling, ""Whassup?"" at each other?"
"What do you call an Anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese! -From *Cedar Rapids* the movie"
"How do you unlock a door made of dough With a cookey"
"For a gentleman, Shakespeare really knew how to... ...spread those thy's."
"How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu? One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment"
"What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy? Inheritance."