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Joke of the Day
"The funniest joke of all time tbh My life... God seems to be laughing..."
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"Why did the Jews wander in the wilderness for 40 years? Someone dropped a penny."
"GOOD COP: Tell us what you know BAD COP: Or we'll turn up the heat DAD COP: DON'T YOU TOUCH THAT DAMN THERMOSTAT"
"Programmer goes to a bar Bartender: What do you like to drink? Programmer: I'm only here for the foo.....................d"
"You may like to add a tag to your YouTube video. That tag? Albert Einstein."
"I don't know why people say life is short....this seems to be taking forever."
"I will never be okay with how Michael is spelled."
"I had a dog that always used to chase people on motorcycles In the end I had to take the keys off him"
"Does Lance Armstrong enjoy cycling? Of course he does! He has a ball!"
"Who was the knight that invented the round table? Sir Cumference. (via friend who got this from a street performance group in the England area of Epcot)"