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Joke of the Day

"Salesman: This jug is genuine Indian pottery. Customer: But it says ""Made in Cleveland."" Salesman: Haven't you ever heard of the Cleveland Indians?"

"Looked up the oldest trick in the book... It just showed me who the first man to patronize a prostitute was."

"A dyslexic walks into a bra.."

"I'm a dad. Here's my joke: Why would Bart Simpson never go to a pub? Because there's a BartEnder there."

"I'm pretty sure my electrician supports LGBT rights. Just the other day I heard him talking about his transister."

"Did you know light travels faster than sound? That's why some people appear bright (until you hear them talk)."

"What does a good bar and a good woman have in common? Liquor in the front poker in the back."

"Some acids walked into the enemy base... Threat Neutralized."

"So a seal walks into a bar.., Get it? No? Me neither."

"Apparently I can tell the future. If I want something really bad I know it won't happen."