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Joke of the Day

"Survey I asked 100 women what brand of shampoo they use while showering. 99 out of those 100 answered : ""How the fuck did you get in here you asshole!?!"""

"Has legs, but don't walk... has feathers but it is not a chicken... What it is? A dead horse with a duster in his ass"

"What would Germans call a painfully offensive joke? Ouchwitz >say ouch when offended or in pain >Witz is the German word for joke >sounds like auschwitz"

"I can type 600 words per minute but none of them makes any sense"

"What did the french chef give his wife on Valentine's day? A hug and a little quiche."

"Are you sitting down? I don't have anything to tell you, I'm just curious."

"Never been able to throw a frisbee too well, but I make up for it by having a huge dong & a really positive attitude"

"What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes down the chimney"

"What do you call a Mexican who can see into the future? Cristobal"

"Why is C afraid of D? Because DEEZ NUTS!"