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Joke of the Day
"What did the french chef give his wife on Valentine's day? A hug and a little quiche."
Next Joke
"The worst part about being told you have Alzheimer's? It doesn't just happen the once. And I'll be posting this again later. If I remember."
"Shot my first turkey today. Scared the shit out of everyone in the frozen foods section."
"Why did the piglets get in trouble in their stained glass class? They stained it with mud."
"Who loses in a basketball game between two Vietnamese guys? No one... its Nguyen Nguyen!"
"My grandma is going to vote for Hillary... She's been dead since 82."
"I'm a humanitarian. I prefer my human cooked with scallions and a little Worcestershire sauce."
"So all about these girls killing folks because of slenderman..... I guess you could say, they were a victim of anorexic culture"
"Why did hitler commit suicide? He saw the gas bill."
"Why do jews have big noses? because the air is free"