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Joke of the Day
"What did the french chef give his wife on Valentine's day? A hug and a little quiche."
Next Joke
"So I got a text from a guy. He said he lives across the street and would like to get to know me. I answered that I live in front of a cemetery and those kind of acquaintances scare the shit out of me."
"*enter password* *wrong* *wrong* *wrong* *reset password* ... *new password can't be the same as old password*"
"Borderline Crazy!!! A passenger plane crashes on the border of Tanzania and Kenya. Where are the survivors buried?"
"What did the cannibal order at the bakery? Cinnamon buns."
"For Sale: 2-in-1 Menthol Shampoo Great hairwash. Mint condition."
"[murders Aquaman with some super absorbent paper towels]"
"*Runs 6 miles* *Adds Kenyan to resume*"
"Babe are you a new software update? Because not now."
"Some people say putting helium in animals is wrong, I say whatever floats your goat."