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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Mexican who can see into the future? Cristobal"
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"Twitter Clique: (n) a small exclusive group of friends who promise to tell each other they are funny."
"Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground? Because he reached terminal velocity."
"livin la vida broka"
"Where there's a will... There's a relative."
"What's Tommen Baratheon's favorite band? Fall out boy"
"I am a master ninja with my ability to hide silently when someone rings my doorbell."
"What does a shaved otter look like? Odder... Sorry"
"One farmer says to another farmer... ""You can get more sales out of your crops by canning."" The second farmer looks and says, ""I know, I can. I can."""
"if there were a zombie apocalypse i'd save a lot of kids but it would be only because i'd need them later to feed zombies so i can run away"