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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes down the chimney"

"Q: What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on him? A: Nothing. He just let out a little wine."

"Why doesn't a chicken wear underwear? Because his pecker is on his face!"

"A man falls over and lands on a globe. He heads to the doctors. The doctor asks what's wrong. ""I've got this spain in my arsehole."""

"I wonder if Satan ever gets tired of getting Xmas letters from dyslexic kids."

"What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ? 'Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'"

"I can't wait to die.. and see what religion was correct"

"Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo."

"If you watch the way that many motorists drive you will soon reach the conclusion that the most dangerous part of a car is the nut behind the wheel."

"I've been reading a book about the history of glue. I can't put it down!"