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Joke of the Day

"Never been able to throw a frisbee too well, but I make up for it by having a huge dong & a really positive attitude"

"RIP boiled water You will be mist"

"Why do people call their weed the Koran? Because if your burn it, it gets you stoned"

"You really shouldn't label sandwiches, I mean they have a right to exist in a world without labels and judgements just like everyone else."

"Why do elephants wear green shoes? So they can sneak across pool tables. Have you ever seen an elephant sneaking across a pool table? Works, doesn't it?"

"The next time there's an awkward silence, try whispering, ""Did you forget your line?"""

"Two clowns are eating a cannibal. One turns to the other and says, ""I think we're doing this joke wrong""."

"A patriotic Helen Keller song... ""Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it 'Maughhghariianoo oohhghhoo onooa oooaughhahg'."""

"Whats the difference between Caesar and Casanova? Caesar said:""I came, I saw, I conquered."" Casanova said:""I saw, I conquered, I came."""

"I tried learning trigonometry under the hot sun Only thing i got was a tan"