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Joke of the Day

"What would Germans call a painfully offensive joke? Ouchwitz >say ouch when offended or in pain >Witz is the German word for joke >sounds like auschwitz"

"I see dead people."

"Sometimes u see the moon during the day and it's like, wow, how embarrassing. Showed up early because you were bored? Get a life, nerd moon."

"If you've ever written an uppercase ""L"", you've drawn 1/4 of a swastika. Way to go, racist!"

"Think Im Sarcastic? Watch Me Pretend To Care!"

"""How'd the date go?"" Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist."

"miley cryus's career (please read title if you dont get joke)"

"I scare off men like I'm some kind of evil clown hiding in their closet. ""I'm not a clown!"" I shouted as I sniffed his sweater vest."

"3-year-old: There's a spider on the carpet! Me: Haha, that's just a piece of fuzz. *fuzz moves* Me: EVERYBODY OUT OF THE HOUSE!"

"I need a draft folder for my mouth."