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"I can sum up my taste in music and my political and religious beliefs in just a few bumper stickers."
"Fairy tales My granddaughter asked me, ""Do all fairy tales begin with ""Once upon a time?"" I said, no, some begin with ""If elected, I promise to........................"""
"Daughter: Dad, you need a smart phone. Me: Will it make my dinner? D: No but- M: Good talk."
"Just overheard a guy say he was buying a MacBook so he doesn't have to worry about the Ebola virus. What."
"How many scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Significantly more than zero, *p* < .001."
"What is a prostitutes favorite food? Anything but blue waffles."
"Two soldiers are in a tank... ...one turns to the other and says, ""blubblublbublub""."
"Do furries go to doctors or vets?"
"Only a few of you have figured out that in every tweet I've ever written I've been subtweeting Pitbull."