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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a horny cow? Beef jerky :)"
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"Why is all the racism in America downstairs? That's where we keep them chained up."
"Cute girl: omg I love this bread [At the next table] Jesus: [loudly, holding up a slice of bread] so this is my body"
"I'm not saying I'm a bad cook. But how long does pasta stay in the toaster?"
"Her: You like shopping? Me: Oh god yes! Her: What's your favorite place? Me: The grocery store. There is a whole aisle of just cheese!"
"So an atheist pastor, vegan butcher, and the presidential candidate Donald Trump walk into a bar..."
"What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't cry when you cut up a hooker."
"Oh your boyfriend proposed? Well I just realized my new dress has pockets, so I think it's obvious who's having a better day."
"My girlfriend asked me the other day, ""Dave, why do you always walk in front of me?"" I said, ""I'm sorry, I don't follow you."""
"When you try to prove to someone that something doesn't work, it will."