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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the 'P' is silent!"
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"Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face."
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"[first day as tour guide on the moon] Me: keep your hats on Guy at the back: um they're called helmets Me: yeah you can take your hat off."
"*Alcohol kills germs. *Vodka is alcohol. *Flu is germs. *Vodka kills the flu. *You're welcome!"
"My friend had a dog... My friend had a dog that could only bark below 100hz. It was a sub woofer"
"My dancing style can best be described as ""Guy On Maury Who Just Found Out He Isn't The Father."""
"What did one loaf of bread say to the other? Weirdo."
"What's the worst part about fuckin terrorists? Their hairy assholes..."
"I was just scammed out of 25 dollars. I purchased a dvd titled ""Tiger Woods' favorite 18 holes."" It turned out to be about golf. Tell others so that they can avoid this scam too!!"