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Joke of the Day
"Can someone give me an arrow? I knee'd it."
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"I just got my prostate examined. That's the last time I fall asleep on the train."
"Hey, car guys, I got a joke for you the Toyota Prius."
"*Dorothy pummells Glenda with a ruby slipper DAFUQ YOU MEAN I HAD THE POWER TO GO HOME ALL ALONG?!! YOU SENT A MINOR TO MURDER A WITCH!!??"
"I found Jesus last week... My garden has never looked nicer."
"Jews are so insecure... they constantly remind us their country isreal."
"If electricity is always directing itself to the least resistant, where would it go? The French"
"whats a ghost's favorite fruit? booberries!"
"What do you call a flightless bird? Joaquin Phoenix."
"I named my dog Syndrome So every time he jumps on people I can shout: ""Down Syndrome!"""