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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a flightless bird? Joaquin Phoenix."
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"Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive? Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks."
"What do you call a lightbulb that holds the door for you? A polite bulb."
"is there anything more capitalist than a peanut with a top hat, cane, and monocle selling you other peanuts to eat"
"A friend of mine told me she worked as a prostitue for a while... I asked her if she'd ever been picked up by the fuzz. She hadn't, but she said she'd once been swung round by the tits."
"I bet ducks would love bananas if they knew about bananas."
"I googled your mom and got a virus. For all the ""your mom"" jokesters out there. Just made that one up."
"*showing mom how to use her phone* What's the blue button with the bird? THAT BUTTON GIVES YOUR BANK INFO TO TERRORISTS NEVER TOUCH IT!!!!"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Agnes ! Agnes who ? Agnes & Topeka & the Santa Fe !"
"What?s orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot"