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Joke of the Day

"Hey, car guys, I got a joke for you the Toyota Prius."

"Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was a loaf of bread"

"What do you say to a masochistic necrophiliac going through a beastiality phase? Stop beating a dead horse!"

"So, I was talking to my friend who runs a scrap yard. I asked how business was... ... He replied: ""pretty good, I've seen a bit of a pickup recently."""

"What type of fish needs to be tuned? Tune a fish"

"What do astronauts eat for dinner? Launch meat."

"Ever heard of rodeo sex? NSFW That's where you mount her from behind, then lean forward and whisper ""this is how your sister liked it."" and see if you can stay on for ten seconds! :)"

"Did I ever tell you the story about the time I climbed Mount Everest? I made it up."

"What do you call a blind deer? No eye deer"

"When were King Arthur's army too tired to fight ? When they had lots of sleepless knights !"