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Joke of the Day

"I just got my prostate examined. That's the last time I fall asleep on the train."

"Did you hear about the two bros who travelled around the world while high? It was a joint venture."

"One can't fly, but a toucan."

"Today, A 12 year-old came up to me and said ""May I please have a cigarette?"". I can't believe kids this age are already so polite."

"I had to break up with my French horn playing girlfriend... ...She was great, but every time we kissed she tried to put her fist in my ass."

"What's the difference between being hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber in"

"...People put the punch line in the title Don't you hate it when..."

"A police officer came up to me yesterday and said, ""Where were you between four and six?"" I said, ""Kindergarten."""

"Excuse me, miss, you've got a little bit of face on your makeup there."

"Have you seen my cat? I saw a poster today, somebody was asking ""Have you seen my cat?"" So I called the number and said that I hadn't . I like to help where I can."