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Joke of the Day

"Hey Jude. I ran out of advice, so I'm just going to go nah nah nah nah for the next nine minutes."

"How do Southerners get through customs so quickly? They do declare!"

"Why do porn scenes use condoms during intercourse, but not during the blowjob and climax? So they can see it coming"

"I'm the kind of guy who brings his phone charger to the party."

"How many koalas does it take to screw in a light bulb? Technically just one, as long as he's koalafied."

"So there are some salads in jail... So one of them says, ""Lettuce go!"""

"Blind prostitutes. You gotta hand it to 'em."

"No toilet paper. My training kicks in. I barrel roll under the stall & onto the lap of the person in the next stall. I did not plan for this"

"I'd get into a lesbian relationship just to mooch my girlfriend's hair care products."

"Tell the punchline first. How do you ruin a joke?"