3923

Joke of the Day

"Why do porn scenes use condoms during intercourse, but not during the blowjob and climax? So they can see it coming"

"I have my own version of Whole Foods, where I eat the Whole Pizza, Whole Box of Donuts, Whole Bag of Chips..."

"A Roman walks into a bar... Holds up two fingers and asks for five drinks."

"RIP Robin Williams I dont think hes coming back through a board game this time though"

"What do you call a psychic who is neither elated or depressed A happy medium"

"What's Chris Brown's favorite professional sport? Sockher"

"What Do Twitter Users Call Themselves? Twats."

"I hear seatbelts save lives! Nope, nevermind, still have cancer."

"Why no, stranger, I CAN'T believe how early it gets dark now despite the fact this phenomena has occurred every single year of my existence."

"If olive oil comes from olives where does baby oil come from?"