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Joke of the Day
"5 out of 6 people enjoy playing Russian Roulette."
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"You hear the one about the sexually adventurous Eskimo? You name it, he was Inuit!"
"Him: You're not like other girls Me: [foghorn sound]"
"Why are Jewish Women like the Bermuda triangle They both swallow seamen."
"What do you get when you combine a recliner with a fruit? A chairy."
"Graduation speech: I would like to thank Wikipedia, and copy/paste. I'm out bitc$es"
"What do you call a carpentry business that only hires midgets? The Whittle Business *badum ching*"
"I've been fired from work for putting in too many hours Clock manufacturing isn't as easy as you think ^(yes I thought of this after reading the shifts-keyboard joke)"
"Dead Babies What's worse than seven dead babies in a trash can? One dead baby in seven trash cans. What's your dead baby joke?"
"What do you call an empty jar of Cheese Whiz? Cheese was."