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Joke of the Day

"Blind prostitutes. You gotta hand it to 'em."

"I'm not saying your mom is fat but she'd be worth a lot more in the UK"

"I like my men like I like my chess players... They know how to make an opening."

"When a 230 lb man yells from the shower for a towel, but you hand him a face cloth, he won't find it nearly as funny as you do."

"Women are like condoms They spend more time in your wallet than on your dick."

"What will ISIS be called once it is destroyed? WasWas"

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I wouldn't let a garbanzo bean on my face"

"What did the grilled Seabass say at the Nuremberg trials? I was only following hors d'oeuvres."

"a blonde and an african walked into a bar, the african said he did a lot of hardwork to come to the states the blonde agreed!!"

"Damn boy, are you my yoga class? Because I want to get hot and sweaty with you in 37 different poses and then not be able to walk tomorrow."