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Joke of the Day

"How many koalas does it take to screw in a light bulb? Technically just one, as long as he's koalafied."

"You enter. ""I've been expecting you,"" I say from behind the massive swivel chair. I put too much leg into turning around & spin for 5 mins."

"Why did broke man fall over? He ran out of balance"

"Absolute Funniest Joke You Have Ever Heard Whether it be racist, sexist, chemistry related, or something else I triple dog dare you to post it."

"I keep forgetting my passwords so I changed them all to one that's super easy for me to remember: InsufficientFundsContactYourBank00.00"

"Pickup lines in /r/jokes? Stahp."

"Why is Santa so jolly? He knows where all the naughty girls live."

"How can you tell when your girlfriend is getting fat? When she can fit into your wife's clothes."

"You know that movie Anaconda? They filmed it in my pants."

"You can't run from your problems forever. Eventually, you'll have to take a car or a plane to really avoid them."