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Joke of the Day
"Why was the kitten fired from his telemarketing job? For Catcalling"
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"How is the 85 year old Contractor that survived lung cancer doing? Asbestos he can. I'm so sorry."
"What's the difference between a C4 and a feminist? The C4 does something when it's triggered."
"I Swear, These Jell-o Products Just Keep Getting Worse... It's almost like they're pudding in less effort. I'll see myself out."
"Did you hear about the crazy fight at the fish market? I heard they found two fish battered"
"What was the bear protesting? his right to human arms"
"What kind of cancer was Jar Jar diagnosed with? Meesathelioma."
"""Hate it when I think of her and suddenly we're teleported to a picturesque location, and have to dance to a random love song."" - Indians"
"So I read the dictionary the other day. Turns out the zebra did it."
"What aspect of the game do women soccer players like most? Getting that good D"