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Joke of the Day

"What kind of cancer was Jar Jar diagnosed with? Meesathelioma."

"What's so great about having sex while camping? Its fucking in tents!"

"So I decided to finally try one of those vegan stores It might have been the single most disappointing experience of my life they didn't have a single vegan for me to purchase"

"What did the choir teacher say to the student who asked to use the bathroom? Of chorus."

"Caitlin Jenner's name should be Trans Trans Jenner"

"Moses opens his tablet. The notification says, ""You have 10 unread commandments'."

"Live each day as if everyone loves you because self-delusion is underrated as a coping mechanism."

"I'm going to make a movie about a guy in a turban who turns into a monster at night... ...it'll be called ""Hyde & Sikh""."

"Right on, adults who are excited for Halloween. I too get excited about things meant for kids. Last week I lost my shit because I saw a frog"

"(1:35pm) God: Yo Abraham (1:37pm) Abe: sup (1:38pm) God: Need u to kill ur son (1:42pm) Abe: k (4:02pm) God: jk lol (4:10pm) God: u there?"