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Joke of the Day
"What was the bear protesting? his right to human arms"
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"If you ever see a creepy clown... Go for the juggler"
"I like to finish everyone's drinks at parties and then call them out for being drunks."
"As a professional standup comedian I never do self-derogatory jokes I keep my personal life away from my professional life."
"If you've seen me impatiently standing in line, then you've seen me dancing at a concert."
"What does Matthew McConnaughey call Nazis when he's trying to bring them into the mainstream? Alt-right, alt-right, alt-right"
"Why is peter pan always flying? He neverlands I like this joke because it never grows old This joke is off the hook Sorry"
"I wasn't there when you told me not to stay."
"Two aerials (antennas) meet on a roof - fall in love - get married. The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant."
"What do cats love to read. catalogs"