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Joke of the Day
"What was the bear protesting? his right to human arms"
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"Bill Cosby likes pudding his dick where it doesn't belong."
"What's the difference between my grandma and a baby? My grandma doesn't die when I fuck her."
"You know what's great about being single ? Fucking everything"
"What do you call a clever pig? Cunningham"
"What do you call a big Eastern European sausage? Kielbasa (Often Pronounced Ca-Ba-Sa.)"
"I prayed for snow on my wedding... No snow, but I did get 6 inches on my honeymoon."
"Hope you guys like this, it's been a tough day. I bought a pair of sneakers from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day. :("
"The bartender says ""We don't serve time travelers here."" A time traveler walks into a bar."
"Some souls are consumed with what grows in the garden of others and then wonder, why their own does not flourish."