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Joke of the Day

"I just found that there's such a thing as a cheese shop and now I'm changing my vacation plans."

"Normal people driving by a construction site: wonder what they're building... Me: what a great place to bury a body!"

"are you a female guitar player with a breathy, annoying voice? congratulations Starbucks will play your music, no questions asked"

"There were 99 people on a boat, and then it turned over. How many were left? 66."

"What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? With Santa it is only three hoes and he's done."

"Bowser is a job creator and the largest employer in the mushroom kingdom"

"Why Did The Black Guy Crossed The Road? because... chicken.lel"

"Old Mr. Rosen goes to the Doctor Doctor: Mr. Rosen, I don't know how to tell you this, but you're going to have to stop masturbating. Mr. Rosen: Why? Doctor: So I can examine you."

"Asked for Cheez-its Wife buys Cheese Nips Now she's sitting in the corner thinking about what she did."

"What do you call terrorists who have degrees in material science and electromagnetic theory? HysterISIS"