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Joke of the Day
"Why can't cats live on Mars ? Because Curiosity kills the cat."
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"What do you call a Nazi's concealed weapon? Auschwitz blade!"
"Why did the baker have brown hands? Because he needed a poo. (As in, kneaded a poo.)"
"Did you hear about the guy who took some dude's ear off with a vacuum cleaner? His name was Mike Dyson."
"America was declared the country with most busty people. In the both genders category."
"The #NSA walks into a bar. Bartender: ""Got a new joke for you."" NSA: ""Heard it."""
"How is a lonely twig like a piece of cling wrap? He can only stick to himself."
"Job interview: ""what would you say is your biggest achievement is to date"" ""I once wore a hat to bed and it was still on in the morning"""
"I have one of those unlimited cell phone plans. There's no limit to how much they can charge me."
"You people who pull back the shower curtain checking for psycopathic murderers ... if you find one, what's your plan?"