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Joke of the Day
"There were 99 people on a boat, and then it turned over. How many were left? 66."
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"If you have sex on a boat... ...is that off-shore drilling?"
"How many South Americans does it take to change a light bulb? A Brazilian."
"Michelle Obama had an awesome speech tonight... I wonder how long we'll have to wait for Malinia Trump to steal it. The part about her black daughters will be awkward."
"Convincing someone to have sex is a lot like getting ketchup out of a glass bottle. It's a lot easier with a knife."
"Getting really fucking annoyed now! This is the 6th ATM I've been to, that's had ""insufficient funds""."
"What did Jay-Z call Knowles before getting married? his biancee"
"Remember the 7-Mile Spanking Machine? Turns out there will also be a punch line."
"Me: My daughters are 15, 13, and 10. Her: Do you want more kids? Me: Hahahahahahahaha Her: Is that a no? Me: *Deep breathe* Hahahahahaha"
"Calling your girlfriend Dumbledore.. ..cause she's the real head master"