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"Bowser is a job creator and the largest employer in the mushroom kingdom"
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"Did you hear that Oxygen and Magnesium are dating? OMg"
"If the FBI needs to get into someones's iPhone without permission.. They should just call U2 and ask how they did it"
"When I was in jail I was asked by one of the rather large inmates, ""you wana be the poppa or the momma?"" I responded with ""Poppa""..... ""then get over here and suck mommas dick"""
"How do spies eat their waffles? Syruptitiously!"
"I need some Asian jokes As an Asian American I have never had the satisfaction of ever hearing an Asian joke that was anything but mediocre. I JUST WANNA BE OFFENDED GOD DAMN IT!"
"What's worse than sucking 12 raw oysters out of your grandma's vagina? Realizing you only put in 11"
"My ceiling fan has three setting: - very slow - slow - I'm about to detach from the ceiling and kill you in a freak ceiling fan accident"
"How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb? None it is done by the automatic pilot."