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Joke of the Day

"Asked for Cheez-its Wife buys Cheese Nips Now she's sitting in the corner thinking about what she did."

"Videogames ruined my life... ...but at least i have two more"

"I told my mom I wanted to become a stand up comedian. She laughed."

"What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper? ""Lettuce, pray."""

"Last Jew to win a Heisman Trophy? Fred Goldman"

"This cold weather makes me half the man I used to be."

"There was a question about Greece's economy in a German maths exam. What was it worth? Two marks."

"English is weird... but it can be understood through tough thorough thought, though. Yeah you red it rite."

"The clock was still hungry... so it went back four seconds."

"""It's pronounced poor-shah, not por-shh."" ""Ok, got it doo-shah."""