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Joke of the Day

"Beauty is only skin deep but that's ok because my eyes can't see any farther than that."

"Why did the mangaka fire her assistant? She didn't like his tone."

"Parallel lines have so much in common.... it's a shame they're never gonna meet."

"Then God said, ""Let there be Internet drama""; and there was Internet drama. And God saw that it was good."

"What do you call the ghost of a detective? An inspectre."

"Why are all the girls in my school dressed up like OP,s mom?"

"[at goverment office] hi yes um.. my social security number isnt workimg. i've never once felt secure in a social situation"

"GB: Brexit was the dumbest thing in the last years! USA: hold my drink!"

"What's Beethoven's favorite fruit? Elton John."

"Wow my pants are really loose today *skips to the nearest vending machine*"