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Joke of the Day

"All of my tattoos mean something. For example, the Chumbawamba lyrics on my rib cage mean I don't drink tequila anymore."

"What happened when the cheese factory exploded? Debrie everywhere."

"What do Princess Di's coffin and a Queen Bee have in common? They're both filled with Royal Jelly."

"What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both NIGGERS!!!"

"When it comes to making Pokemon puns you could say I'm Machamp"

"The FBI announce Hillary's indictment on April Fools"

"Do deaf people have a right to a fair hearing?"

"Learning how to say ""where the hell am I?"" in eight languages. Just in case."

"The entire plot of spiderman A teenage boy finds out he can shoot white stuff out his body"

"F(x) walks into a bar The bartender looks at him and says ""sorry, we don't cater for functions"""