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"Remember when you were a kid and you used to blow bubbles? He said hi..."
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"What do you call one bunch of woodland creatures complimenting another bunch of woodland creatures over their newly formed religion? Constructive Critter Schism"
"What does sex have in common with a savings account? You lose interest once you make a withdrawal"
"My girlfriend broke up with me because I play too many video games. Seems like something pretty stupid to Fallout for."
"What do you call a doe that swerves all over the road? A rackless driver..."
"What did the scientist who was conducting sexual experiments on dogs say to his partner? ""If you need me, I'll be in the lab."""
"What happened to the american man who broke his leg? He went... broke."
"What do you plant ... What do you plant, to grow a really big plant that has nothing wrong with it? Dyslexic acorns. They grow into A-ok trees."
"What did the barfly say to the other barfly? I saved you a stool."
"He died doing what he loved: almost crossing the street."