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Joke of the Day
"What's black and white and red all over A biracial couple in a knife fight"
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"Gf: do I look fat in these pants? Brain: oh god it's a trap, this is what we've been training for Me: I've seen worse Brain: WTF MAN"
"What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely? Half a cat"
"""Dad. Dad. DAD! Please just come home. You promised us you'd stop after Volume 46."" - Creator of NOW! That's What I Call Music's children"
"Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes? A: No eye-deer."
"A government scandal is like a pair of boobs... The bigger they are, the harder they are to cover up."
"A Christmas joke A boy was given a soccer ball for Christmas. But he cried tears of agony and pain. Why? He had no legs"
"There's 4 and a half inches of light snow outside ...or as most the men on Tinder would have me believe, 8 inches and really thick."
"Who finds america? Funny Joke Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did."
"Golf Vs Women Why don't women play golf? Because they suck at driving."