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Joke of the Day
"What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely? Half a cat"
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"The national debt isn't the only thing that's rising."
"Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed? To feed her nightmare."
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"I've got a joke about metal. Actually, no... Scrap that."
"I'm not sure about my stand on the abortion issue.... On one side, I love to kill babies but on the other side, I hate to give women a choice."
"What do baseball teams and muffins have in common? They both rely on a good *batter*"
"I walked past the pub the other day with my girlfriend, and they wouldn't stop calling me a paodophile just cause I'm 30 and she's 20 They completely ruined our 10th anniversary."
"Why is santa always so happy? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live."
"Why is Dr. Frankenstein never lonely? He's good at making friends."