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"Say what you want about deaf people..."
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"If you're having girl probs, I don't feel bad for you, son/ I've got ninety-nine traits but empathy ain't one"
"Who proofread Hitler's speeches? A grammar nazi"
"life ho to asi ho warna na ho sometext missing ...lolx"
"Have you ever heard about the man who wrote the funniest joke in world? I bet you haven't; he died laughing."
"Why did the chip chase the sauce? To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry"
"Do Muslims scream Allahu Akbar when they blow their load into a goat? No, they just whisper it so the goat doesn't get startled."
"I don't like when guys says stuff like ""i waited my whole life to meet this woman"". It's like no you didn't. You weren't a romantic toddler."
"You're not really a parent until you swat blindly into the backseat, hoping to connect with a kid."
"Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most? Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!"