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Joke of the Day

"What is Donald Trump telling Barack Obama supporters? Orange Is The New Black!"

"Fe Fi Fo Fum Rhyme scheme tweets are kinda dumb"

"So Scooby Doo mixes Ruthenium Hydrogen together with alcohol.. RuH-ROH."

"""It's raining men. Hallelujah."" -The lesser known 11th plague that God sent to the Egyptians"

"[How the rap feud started] Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party? 2pac: sure, no biggie Biggie[eavesdropping]: [wipes tears]"

"Chocolate coins are easily the most delicious of all coins; plus, they don't get stuck in your teeth like pennies."

"[Scientist describing evolution of the zebra] ""We believe they were crime horses that stayed in jail for like a really, really long time."""

"How did the burglar get into the house? Intruder window"

"(Slightly racist) What's the difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps? One can finish a race."

"What's a stoner's favorite cheese? Mun Cheese!"