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Joke of the Day

"What is Donald Trump telling Barack Obama supporters? Orange Is The New Black!"

"Stopped shaving for November, at first I hated the mustache, but what can I say? It's grown on me."

"Why does it take so long for a pro-lifer to screw in a lightbulb? They love to watch mistakes being made."

"I used to think alcohol silenced the voices in my head until I realised it had just moved them to my mouth."

"How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man? (pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)"

"Friend: ""This is the year I'm going to marry my best friend."" Me: ""This is the year I'm going to train my dog to come when I call him."""

"My wife and I were convicted of paedophilia The kids are taking it pretty hard."

"Gemini: You may find yourself wondering if you're dreaming or not. A simple test is to punch a cop in the face."

"gingers have so many freckles.. gingers have so many freckles because they're so fair skinned... to bad they're not fair souled."

"How do you have a party in space? You planet."